Tuesday, November 15, 2022

The Harvest Surprise - or not

The day started just like every other at Braunstone Frith Junior School. Seated, cross legged on the oak polished floor, the hymns had been sung, the prayers chanted parrot fashion. Eyes mostly closed, hands held together before us. Mr. Hopkins, the headmaster, walked onto the stage signalling that we should all remain seated for his announcement.

“Bring an item of food from home tomorrow, children, for the poor in our Society.”

Collections were far from rare at school, though we had no idea who these poor people were. They must have been really poor because there were kids in class with cardboard covering the holes in their shoes, the laces a length of frayed string.  Another promotion saw us buy photos from a book. Pretty little faces stared back at us as we totally believed that our thruppence would help this child directly. We were encouraged to set up a stall of old toys to aid the PDSA and the mistreated poor animals. Our toys amounted to very few and were hardly fit to pass on.

Most families from the council estate were struggling themselves. Mum paid five shillings a week to the milkman from one 1st January to the next, for a Christmas hamper. A week before the holiday our hamper was accepted with great excitement.

The milkman’s float buckled at the axles with the weight of Christmas fayre for most people on the estate. The electric float rumbled along even slower than usual, probably a good thing as the milkman got a tot of alcohol at each grateful house.

Apart from the cockerel, vegetables and mum’s mince pies, the box kept the family fed over Yuletide. Shops were closed for at least three days, five if a weekend was included.

There was little variance from year to year. The menu for hundreds of neighbours were tins of Oak Ham, Libby’s apricots or orange segments, a Fray Bentos meat pie, Pink Salmon, Ideal evaporated milk. Jars contained Lemon Curd, Mustard Piccalilli and Branston Pickle. A small pack of Scottish Shortbread rarely made it to Christmas eve. A small Christmas cake and a plum pudding were barely family size.

One thing that never changed was a box of five blancmange powders. We all hated blancmange. High on a shelf in the pantry sat the box until … October, and the harvest festival.

Veronica Smith’s dad baked all the bread for his family. Her contribution gained her a crowd of children as she carried a large crusty wheatsheaf portrayed in bread form. As she trod the path to school, the aroma of warm, freshly baked bread followed in her wake, torturous for those of us who’d had no breakfast.

Our headmaster and all teachers would marvel at the contribution. There was no point in my getting jealous. Had the masterpiece been created in our house, it would not have made it out of the front door without the crusty protrusions being picked, pulled or nibbled off. An ear of corn here, another there. Mum’s Christmas fruit cake had been baked late September. By the end of half term, the square cake was a very rough roundish shape after a week with both parents at work and three hungry girls at home.

On arrival at school I was able to leave the crowd behind as I approached the donation desk to deposit my contribution discreetly at the back.

History is said to repeat itself. As a young mother, I too paid the milkman a weekly amount to fill our Christmas menu.

Each October, my daughter too turned up at Harvest Festival with the offering of Blancmange powder for some poor person’s tea, but at least she did not have to compete with Veronica Smith.


Photo by Belper Unitarians on Unsplash

Carolyn Wheatley

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