Let me to the
doctor go,
My pain gets
worse, ‘should not be so,
I will a quick
appointment make
by telephone, my
hands now shake!
Am I in luck?
It’s down to fate,
ten seconds past
the hour of eight.
I’m in a queue,
I’m put on hold,
The minutes pass,
I’m growing old!
After what seems
to be an hour
the phone goes
dead, I have no power
to recover my
urgent call;
My patience now,
begins to pall.
The second time,
a lady’s voice
intones a sort of
‘multi choice.’
Press button one,
or two, or three,
there is no
charge, the call is free;
We’re pleased to
tell you while you wait
‘Your call is valued!’;
(I’m number 8).
I’ll listen to
the choice again,
wrestling with
increasing pain.
I’m tempted now,
by option six,
let’s see what a
human voice can fix!
I’ll tell some
person all the facts -
Computer, you can
now relax.
‘Hello, and
welcome to the surgery,
How can I help? My
name is Marjorie.’
‘A doctor I would
like to see’,
And Marj’ is
saying, ‘Get past Me!
Are you calling
about yourself?’
(No, it’s about
an aging elf!)
‘A few small
checks before we start;
have you a
problem with your Heart?
We ask our
patients to ‘book on line’
It saves you
money, and also time.
The doctor has a
lot to do ...
Did you say blood
clots in your poo?'
David Taylor, June 2023